Tag: men

  • It’s Ironic

    It’s Ironic

    Something funny transpired today  between my nurse practitioner Matt  and Me after our  consultation.   He ended our visit saying, “These are things you have to do when  you start getting  older,” and so we had touched on  the subject of Life.  “Men don’t live as long as women you know. “  “I know,” one of us […]

  • I Wasn’t Even Trying To Be Funny … The End

     Before the cackling to died down  i realized i had a chance  to get the hell out of there  IF i didn’t say something really stupid which would start another talk cycle … a soft voice inside my head kept saying,  ‘’quiet, quiet, quiet … ‘’   ….. ….. …..  o.k. so …  if you really care here’s what finally happened … …..  I played […]

  • I Wasn’t Even Trying To Be Funny … (is it 6 or 7? oh! … sorry!)

    – 6 – … when that wall of sound washed over me me it  knocked my head straight back …  don’t they call that the G note,  or something like that … ?  (that’s not me …)  what’s funny is …  I wasn’t even trying to be   funny … !  …..  it was one of those moments when i found myself  unconsciously being completely  honest … ! almost like I was […]

  • I Wasn’t Even Trying To Be Funny .. 3

    – 3 – if I had the balls to say ” … hey, i’ve gotta go, i left my car running … “i’d probably be just as capable of saying, ” … hey, i gotta go, I’ll see you guys  later … ”  continued …   so anyway, the first thing I did when I  got into the office was  get stuff out of my message  […]

  • London Broil IV – Redux – End

    continued …  “she’ll just have to eat her goddamned popcorn with butter tonight  … !  he wondered if she’d know the difference … but, he knew better … ) When he got back home she was fast asleep in bed … ….. hmmmmm, he thought …  ….. he figured, since the next day was saturday  (… and she’d be sleeping in … )  he’d leave early for his appointment at  Peter’s […]

  • London Broil – Redux – Part III

    continued … when he doubled over she called him a doofey unemployed jake ass ….. he laughed to himself …  ”what the hell is a ‘jake ass … ?”  continued … ….. most nights after cleaning the kitchen he joined her in the t.v. room even though he hated that goddamned western channel … ….. he usually curled up with a book by his favorite author louis l’amor … ….. that one night she […]

  • London Broil Redux

    continued … why feta cheese, he wondered ??  … she said it had something to do with goats milk and the symbyotic relationship goats have with tomatoes ..?? ***** she gloated it over him … the meat thing, i mean …  and the fact that he wasn’t working … ….. naturally, he didn’t want to make waves so he ate the damned feta cheese ..  (after all … he […]

  • It All Happened That Night V … End

    4 We got home around nine thirty. She was angry and wouldn’t speak to me. “You knew all along didn’t you!” she said … “Well kind of.  But i was hoping.” Pause … “Well, you know how it is!” But she didn’t believe me! To make matters worse, the pilot light had blown out and we didn’t have any god forsaken matches!  The ones we had were wet!! Then she […]

  • It All Happened That Night … A Re-post

    It all started that night when I wasn’t sure what she was asking me … ! At first i thought it had something to do with skiing! Truth of the matter is … I didn’t know WHAT she was thinking but I didn’t want to say anything. I thought, that maybe we were supposed to be meeting Dick […]