Tag: funny

  • ZUMBA MY ASS!

    ZUMBA MY ASS!

    Once again he was saddened by the thought that, “She never thinks i’m funny!“ Most of the things HE thought were funny, SHE thought were either stupid or sexually degenerate. She hated the word ‘’shit’’ which he thought was the funniest word in the English language! And she didn’t think sex was funny which he thought was even funnier than the word […]

  • I’ll Have London Broil With My Popcorn

    Part II .. ***** most nights after cleaning the kitchen he joined her in the t.v. room even though he hated that goddamned western channel … ….. he usually curled up with a book by his favorite author louis l’amor … ….. that one night she told him she wanted  popcorn … ….. … (he took great pride in his […]

  • I’ll Have London Broil With My Popcorn

    (for ‘sis … ) they had meat for dinner almost every night … ….. but for months he had been eating tomatoes and feta cheese for dinner even though he hated feta cheese … ….. he couldn’t stand the taste and it made him sick … ….. she insisted all along he become a vegetarian and she insisted […]