There Was His Face

There was his face … A mixture of youthful mirth, his right eyebrow a calligraphy flare at the end of a sentence, his mouth twisted into a half smile, his head cocked to the side, mischievousness written all over the place; a question mark at the end of his eyes that said, you don’t know what I’m thinking do you? He lookedContinue reading “There Was His Face”

Until the Next Time: The Kathy and Derek Chronological … The End

I turned and walked toward the open door of the Mustang while re-running a little video inside my brain of what happened during the last 10 or 15 minutes. I saw Scooter Guy dazed and confused,  tangled up in the wreckage of his scooter wondering how in the world he went from jamming a yard saleContinue reading “Until the Next Time: The Kathy and Derek Chronological … The End”

The Kathy and Derek Chronicle: “There’s A Penis On That Sign Can’t You See It?”

Once again, I turned to look at the yard sign.  But, I couldn’t take my eyes off of Scooter Guy who was attempting to mount and drive the scooter away from where he had fallen.   One wheel of the scooter rested on the black top of the street where I waited at the Stop sign.Continue reading “The Kathy and Derek Chronicle: “There’s A Penis On That Sign Can’t You See It?””

The Kathy and Derek Chronicle: Part II

While Scooter Guy … tanned and shirtless wearing Bermuda shorts and sandals, around 75 years old … struggled to escape from beneath his scooter I took a moment to weigh my options; would Scooter Guy’s male ego assert itself with resentment if I attempted to help him get up? When I stared down into ScooterContinue reading “The Kathy and Derek Chronicle: Part II”

Nick and Jessica Talk Sex

… I had to play the role of a bad ass for years after that. It was pretty hard to it pull off sometimes  … especially when I was confronted by a REAL bad ass … Hey Nick!  We’re going back to the ”Mall Planet”  aren’t we? Yup …..  soooo, ok., ……………… where were we?Continue reading “Nick and Jessica Talk Sex”

Perfection IV

Talk to anyone on that team and they will tell you with total clarity what happened the last 15 seconds of that game. We were 6 points away from winning, 45 yards from the goal line with enough time to run one play. The only way to score would be to complete a long pass toContinue reading “Perfection IV”

The Kathy and Derek Chronicle … End …

….. Since no one really cared about Scooter Man or the penis on the sign, I knew the drivers of all those cars were going to start getting pissed at me. So, I figured it’s time to get the hell out of there. continued … I made eye contact with my laughing friend, felt the commonContinue reading “The Kathy and Derek Chronicle … End …”

The Kathy and Derek Chronicle Part VI

… his head and shoulders bounced up and down from giggling laughter, he suddenly turned and an instant later all I saw was his back receding away as he rushed toward the passenger side of his car. Meanwhile, six or seven cars had lined up behind my friend’s car oblivious to the circumstances at hand, their passengers anxious to moveContinue reading “The Kathy and Derek Chronicle Part VI”

The Kathy and Derek Chronicle V

… all thoughts of Scooter Guy evaporated.  The penis inserted between the A and D seemed to have grown larger and much more prominent than before.  I asked myself,  why in God’s name would Scooter Guy insert a penis between the R and D of his yard sale sign in the first place? I pointed at theContinue reading “The Kathy and Derek Chronicle V”

The Kathy and Derek Chronicle … II

While Scooter Guy …  tanned and shirtless wearing bermuda shorts and sandals, around 75 years old,  struggled to escape from beneath his scooter I took a moment to weigh my options; would Scooter Guy’s male ego assert itself with resentment if I attempted to help him get up? When I stared down into Scooter Guy’s glazed eyesContinue reading “The Kathy and Derek Chronicle … II”

The Kathy and Derek Chronicle Part I

I hadn’t seen my married friends for quite a while. I like them because they aren’t afraid to laugh at ridiculously stupid experiences. Since they and I both think that, ”stupid is funny,” we don’t mind letting … or even making … everyday experiences become stupid.  Life can be pretty entertaining when stupid stuff happensContinue reading “The Kathy and Derek Chronicle Part I”

To Summer Boy

 I had the ultimate freedom of every boy during summers but only after work was done … so I worked every day for at least an hour before ranging freely about town from in search of other boys congregated, looking for one more player to round out an even number for a game of tackle football or …  I rodeContinue reading “To Summer Boy”

The Cathy and Derek Chronological Ending – III

… I slid into the black leather of the Mustang but, before slamming the door, craned my neck to look back at my friend … her head still visible outside the window, the rear view mirror covering the bottom half of her face …

The Cathy and Derek Chronological …. II

… but my first thought was that the R on ‘yeard’ looked like a penis standing tall along side the A and D which struck me, along with the misspelling of the word, as being pretty funny …

The Kathy and Derek Chronological … I

… who, sitting on the scooter, was attempting to jam the stick attached to the sign into the ground with just his left arm when … the combination of his weight shifting to the left and the back wheel dropping off of the black top into a 12 inch rut, caused the scooter to flip onto its side …