Category: Humor
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The Agony and the Ecstasy II
continued …. “Gosh,” I realized. “Despite the fact that she doesn’t have an enlarged prostate gland and I’ve never had the urge to commit murder we have a lot in common!” Creative Genius I compared and contrasted the motivations of the diaper clad, crazed astronaut with the agony I feel when I have…
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Gile Steele On Tape
The Gile Steele Tapes; 12:15, Thursday … She walked away from that maternal relationship with deep resentment for the way she was treated, unfairly, she was punished because she withstood the attacks on her self confidence, her self possession her intelligence. They became rivals and it was the only way she could defend herself. They…
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It’s Ironic
Something funny transpired today between my nurse practitioner Matt and Me after our consultation. He ended our visit saying, “These are things you have to do when you start getting older,” and so we had touched on the subject of Life. “Men don’t live as long as women you know. “ “I know,” one of us…
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I Was Just the Postman
midcenturyman February 17, 2018 at 11:29 pm Edit A comment I wrote about the poem titled, “When I Was Born.” This is one of my favorite pieces not just because it describes what childbirth might be like but, I think it’s beautifully written. I like how it flows and trips along with cadence and…
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#6 .. Transponding Transexual Transfers: A Detrimental Exchange Between Two Trainspotters From: Songs Heard But, Immediately Forgotten #6
#6 How are the transplants doing? I’ll send pics. By the way, I had an epiphany when I separated the word trans from plants. Maybe I understand what transgender means now. Isn’t it kind of like almost sorta like grafting a tree? There’s a series on TV called Transparent. It’s about a father who becomes a…
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Nick Makes A Funny Joke For Jessica
Nick and Jessica email each other. Jessica’s email address is niksgal@aol.com. Nick’s email address is nikoteen@gmail.com Nick types in niksgal@aol.com. Nick is chuckling because he thinks jessica”s going to think the joke he’s about to send her … is really funny … Nick doesn’t expect Jessica to have a laugh orgasm which is a common…
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The Case of the Missing Furniture
The Case of the Missing Furniture Chapter I Thursday morning I think I awoke from what I thought was a dream; doors banging open and shut echoed throughout the house/the four walls devoid of shadows looked strange and naked. The outlets seemed bored without their plugs. I knocked on every door and looked inside. Nothing! Was it a…
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Knowing That We Knew It All Along!
it slowly started appearing for a long time but I didn’t realize it until it appeared all the time then I thought back and realized that it HAD been appearing … and i knew it had been appearing even when it slowly started appearing a long time ago when I didn’t realize it! way back when it first…
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All Things Good and Wonderful
Overheard at Motel 6. “I slept like a log and pooped like a logger pooping out a log! I feel I could eat my weight in sawdust!”
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Me and I and Myself
I hadn’t seen myself in a while. We had a lot of catching up to do. There was non stop talking! I wished I’d shut up sometimes but ……. I understand … Most of the time we’re ‘buds’ but well … there WAS a lot of catching up to do and sometimes it’s so fun! And here’s…
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Coney
So … you and Coney made two … right? Well I mean like, how can you resist Coney’s charms? Ummmmm …. have you had Coney and chardanodweez …! The perfect red wine to go with Coney to … to PONY!! … BOOGEDY SHOOP! Yeeeeeeeee … Haaaa … ! Boy howdy, I bet that Coney was good ……. wasn’t…
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Wasted Away … Again …
Slush keeps ya’ from bein’ in a rush … if ‘ya don’t want to be crushed don’t rush through slush in a rush … Winds gusting 35 to 40 buffeting … This ain’t no Margaritaville … !!/I don’t care what Jimmy declares … i’m wasted away … I’m down to my last jigger … ! WHERE’S THE…
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Life Is A Mirage
… But! I have the words so why shouldn’t I use them while I still have the time?!.. That said. You’d think I’d consider the sensibility of the subject totally incoincidental of its meaning don’t you? But, I don’t. I was after all, “laced up in the shoes of indistinct possibilities wading over a river…
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