Oh! Hi! … OH! Jeeze. Hi … Hey, you know what? I’m a bad person!
I was tied up for a whole week so I couldn’t send you the money.
My wife finally came home from Borneo and untied me from the hose I got wrapped up in when I fell hosing the back porch back on the day she left.
I really wanted to send $10 via Pay Pal!
The computer was close but I couldn’t get my right hand free and my left hand was amputated a few years back.
I thought I could reach the keyboard with my nose. I tried so hard! But no cigar!
And I live in a community of deaf mutes. So, no one heard my cries for help … and I couldn’t do sign language with just the stump! It was So frustrating!
Do you still need the money? Hahaha … who doesn’t need money, right?
Oh!? .. O.k. … o.k. … ok so, can I send you a check in a couple days??