There was that time in New York

when I had Boughebaise soup.

I spent way too much time opening

all those shells.

And the broth wasn’t that great!

I like to eat my food.

I don’t want to play with it first.

I was reminded of the time

when the dispenser machine was broken

and I had to open a dozen packets of ketchup

before I could eat my

whopper ….