Jeeze … i’m a bad person … . I didn’t send you the money because I was tied up for a whole week! My wife finally came home from a week in Borneo and untied me from the hose I got wrapped up in when I fell hosing the back porch. The computer was close by but i couldn’t get my right hand free to use use it and my left hand was amputated a few years back.
I really wanted to send the $10 via Pay Pal. For a while i thought i could reach the keyboard with my nose. I tried so hard! But no cigar.
Wull … I couldn’t escape because I live in a community of deaf mutes. They live on both sides of my house so no one heard my cries for help and i couldn’t do sign language with just the stump.
Do you still need the money? hahah … who doesn’t need money, right?
i’ll send the $10 soon, ok?
Continued … $50,000 !? Don’t bet on it
(A week is a long time to be tied up by a hose. I almost died of… )