Little Monster Girl’s ((https://lmgcomic.wordpress.com)Yin and Yang Discussion With k.s. Using Oatmeal As A Metaphor For Life

it’s fun to talk to Little Monster Girl!  …

…..

she lives in Berlin so, 

she’s very opinionated … 

i interpret her esoteric and very fun

comic stip 

(Little Monster Girl …..

(https://lmgcomic.wordpress.com)

and my interpretations always 

hit the mark .. 

(or so she says) …

…..

we both believe in that 

yin/yang stuff … 

you know … 

dark and light and 

everything between … 

(wull … i have to admit … 

she knows more about that stuff 

 than me … )

…..

the other day we had another one of those 

yin/yang discussions 

about oatmeal … 

her favorite food …

…… 

i don’t know who the 

‘yinger’ or the ‘yanger’ was in 

that conversation …

you can be the judge … 

here’s her side …

…..

“Who would put all that gobbledegook on oatmeal?  

(strawberrys, honey, this stuff called chia seeds, sea weed, etc. etc.)

Oatmeal doesn’t want all those other things in there with it! 

Oatmeal is sacred!! And so am I!

Oatmeal just likes its friends … 

water & milk, and maybe, 

a little 

sugar …  

That’s all! 

That … Is … All … !  

I’m sure some hedonist oat meal eater out there 

has a different opinion than me! 

But you can’t change me! I’m an oatmeal conservative! 

One cereal, one topping. No more!”

…..

i thought she was speaking from the dark side of 

yin/yang …

” … all that suffering from lack of good stuff … “

i said,

‘’Jennifer … that’s some dark shit you’re talking about … . 

it’s good to be a hedonist! 

it’s why we have taste buds 

for crying out loud … ! ”

…..

” … i like oatmeal that 

comes in a bag and 

all you have to do is 

add hot water … 

i put extra sugar on mine … lots of sugar … ! 

 ummmmm ….. 

sometimes i add a piece of cake on there and 

droozle on some hersheys chocolate 

right out of the can … 

i top it off with cool whip and a scoop of 

pralines and cream ice cream … 

there’s a lot of protein there … and 

the good kind of carbs … 

oatmeal is supposed to cleanse the veins isn’t it … ??”

…..

” … i’m leary of those chia seeds …

i got one of those 

‘chia heads’ for christmas one year …

it grew so much grass i had to give it a

butch haircut ever other day or so … 

i heard that if you don’t chew chia seeds good 

and don’t wash your mouth out afterward … 

grass will grow on your gums … !”

…..

” … jennifer … ! FYI …

I too am a purest when it comes to oatmeal … 

in fact … 

growing up

there was a field of oatmeal growing

right behind my house … !”

…..

” … i don’t like the kind of oatmeal 

you have to boil and cover and wait while it’s 

on the stove ”steeping” or ”sleeping” or 

whatever you call it … 

schtooping? is that it? 

i think it’s schtooping … “

…..

” … my home economics teacher used to say, 

”it’s schtooping you stupid tuber head!”. 

i think what she meant was, 

‘ .. you’re fuc..ing stupid you potato head … ‘ 

maybe Mr. Potato Head was 

her favorite toy

growing up … ??”

…..

” … anyway ..

when you cook raw oatmeal 

it takes so long ! !

jeeze … 

  … when i want oatmeal … 

i want it NOW … !!!!!

like that rice that comes in a bag with holes … “

…..

” … not to get off the subject but … 

that rice in the bag with holes in it .,..

 ummm supremeo.!… 

 if you time it just right you can get the 

rice bag and a big bottle of 

Paul Newman spaghetti sauce to 

come out at 

exactly the same time! 

usually around 6 minutes … 

i HATE to wait longer than 7 minutes to

prepare and cook 

ANY meal … !! “

(that Rachel Ray … she’s a slow poke compared to me.. )

…..

” … those Stoffer meals in a bag are wonderful too … !

just add water and cook … !

i heard they’re grown with organs! 

oh, sorry .. !  just kidding … 

organs … organic … 

what’s the difference … ?”

…..

” … can you imagine 

Stoffers macaroni and cheese with 

organs?  

” … It’s grown IN organs, tuber head  … !

that’s why they call it organically grown … !!  

jeeze, sometimes i think the world has 

a lower IQ than me … !”

…..

” … well … i’m glad you allowed me to  once again,

express myself

jennifer … 

i know you always

take my opinions seriously … 

 i hope this helps … “

 …..

” … i could go on forever when it

comes to cooking real good … 

after all 

i have a great attitude about food … !

i LOVE to eat it … !

…..

” … hey Jennifer … !”

” … i can’t wait to interpret the next chapter in

Little Monster Girl’s

(https://lmgcomic.wordpress.com)

interesting life … !!”

(those teeth … ! yeowee … !

…..

” … ok dear readers … you decide who’s the

Yinger or the Yanger … 

but don’t get Yanger mixed up with 

Wanker … ok?  

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