Little Monster Girl’s ((https://lmgcomic.wordpress.com)Yin and Yang Discussion With k.s. Using Oatmeal As A Metaphor For Life July 6, 2015July 7, 2015 it’s fun to talk to Little Monster Girl! … ….. she lives in Berlin so, she’s very opinionated … i interpret her esoteric and very fun comic stip (Little Monster Girl ….. (https://lmgcomic.wordpress.com) and my interpretations always hit the mark .. (or so she says) … ….. we both believe in that yin/yang stuff … you know … dark and light and everything between … (wull … i have to admit … she knows more about that stuff than me … ) ….. the other day we had another one of those yin/yang discussions about oatmeal … her favorite food … …… i don’t know who the ‘yinger’ or the ‘yanger’ was in that conversation … you can be the judge … here’s her side … ….. “Who would put all that gobbledegook on oatmeal? (strawberrys, honey, this stuff called chia seeds, sea weed, etc. etc.) “Oatmeal doesn’t want all those other things in there with it! Oatmeal is sacred!! And so am I! Oatmeal just likes its friends … water & milk, and maybe, a little sugar … That’s all! That … Is … All … ! I’m sure some hedonist oat meal eater out there has a different opinion than me! But you can’t change me! I’m an oatmeal conservative! One cereal, one topping. No more!” ….. i thought she was speaking from the dark side of yin/yang … ” … all that suffering from lack of good stuff … “ i said, ‘’Jennifer … that’s some dark shit you’re talking about … . it’s good to be a hedonist! it’s why we have taste buds for crying out loud … ! ” ….. ” … i like oatmeal that comes in a bag and all you have to do is add hot water … i put extra sugar on mine … lots of sugar … ! ummmmm ….. sometimes i add a piece of cake on there and droozle on some hersheys chocolate right out of the can … i top it off with cool whip and a scoop of pralines and cream ice cream … there’s a lot of protein there … and the good kind of carbs … oatmeal is supposed to cleanse the veins isn’t it … ??” ….. ” … i’m leary of those chia seeds … i got one of those ‘chia heads’ for christmas one year … it grew so much grass i had to give it a butch haircut ever other day or so … i heard that if you don’t chew chia seeds good and don’t wash your mouth out afterward … grass will grow on your gums … !” ….. ” … jennifer … ! FYI … I too am a purest when it comes to oatmeal … in fact … growing up there was a field of oatmeal growing right behind my house … !” ….. ” … i don’t like the kind of oatmeal you have to boil and cover and wait while it’s on the stove ”steeping” or ”sleeping” or whatever you call it … schtooping? is that it? i think it’s schtooping … “ ….. ” … my home economics teacher used to say, ”it’s schtooping you stupid tuber head!”. i think what she meant was, ‘ .. you’re fuc..ing stupid you potato head … ‘ maybe Mr. Potato Head was her favorite toy growing up … ??” ….. ” … anyway .. when you cook raw oatmeal it takes so long ! ! jeeze … … when i want oatmeal … i want it NOW … !!!!! like that rice that comes in a bag with holes … “ ….. ” … not to get off the subject but … that rice in the bag with holes in it .,.. ummm supremeo.!… if you time it just right you can get the rice bag and a big bottle of Paul Newman spaghetti sauce to come out at exactly the same time! usually around 6 minutes … i HATE to wait longer than 7 minutes to prepare and cook ANY meal … !! “ (that Rachel Ray … she’s a slow poke compared to me.. ) ….. ” … those Stoffer meals in a bag are wonderful too … ! just add water and cook … ! i heard they’re grown with organs! oh, sorry .. ! just kidding … organs … organic … what’s the difference … ?” ….. ” … can you imagine Stoffers macaroni and cheese with organs? ” … It’s grown IN organs, tuber head … ! that’s why they call it organically grown … !! jeeze, sometimes i think the world has a lower IQ than me … !” ….. ” … well … i’m glad you allowed me to once again, express myself jennifer … i know you always take my opinions seriously … i hope this helps … “ ….. ” … i could go on forever when it comes to cooking real good … after all i have a great attitude about food … ! i LOVE to eat it … ! ….. ” … hey Jennifer … !” ” … i can’t wait to interpret the next chapter in Little Monster Girl’s (https://lmgcomic.wordpress.com) interesting life … !!” (those teeth … ! yeowee … ! ….. ” … ok dear readers … you decide who’s the Yinger or the Yanger … but don’t get Yanger mixed up with Wanker … ok? Share this:TwitterLinkedInRedditPocketPinterestPrintEmailMoreFacebookLike this:Like Loading... Related