… all thoughts of Scooter Guy evaporated. The penis inserted between the A and D seemed to have grown larger and much more prominent than before. I asked myself, why in God’s name would Scooter Guy insert a penis between the R and D of his yard sale sign in the first place?
I pointed at the sign, turned to look at my friend and while looking into his eyes shouted, ’’But there’s a penis on that sign! Can’t you see it!”
My friend’s eyes were squinting … his teeth still showed. While his head and shoulders bounced up and down from laughing, he suddenly turned and an instant later all I saw was his back receding away as he rushed toward the passenger side of his car.