The Shortest Short Story That Never Got Told

by Maximilian Oquendo

What happened? 

I wouldn’t know.  But,

it happened.  

The End 



Finding What You’ve Lost, 

First and Last 

It’s the 

first place you look when 

you go around looking for the 

last place you thought you 

may have

put it.


when you find it 

all the first places disappear.  


Profile In Courage

He told her one day she had a great 

profile.  She told him she was 

glad.  “That way,’’ she said, 

‘’If I ever want to meet men, 

all I have to do is 

walk around 

sideways …. .’’