To Pee Or Not To Pee


I had been typing away for some time when I had to pee.  After I peed, I decided to clean the toilet bowl because there were some iron stains down there.  I poured in the iron remover along with some comet then used the brush to give it a good scrubbing. When I flushed the porcelain looked sparkling clean.  I decided to finish the job so i sprayed Clorox cleanser over the whole toilet and wiped it down with a washcloth that was on the sink that I would wash afterward, of course.  Then I figured what the heck.  I pulled the shower curtain back intending to scour out the tub and stall.  There was an empty glass in the stall that had shaving cream in it from when I tried out a new technique for shaving.  I took the glass to the breakfast bar where i put it into the sink to be washed.  That’s when i realized that ten or twelve minutes .. maybe even fifteen … had gone by,  after i had gone into the bathroom to pee with every intention of returning to my computer.   I had to look back into the bathroom to remember why I went there in the first place.  I’m back at the computer now typing but there’s a strong smell of chlorox bleach rising up from my fingers into my nose.  I figured that, if anyone ever wanted to know what it was like to be ADD I had the perfect story to tell but I’m not sure how I’d tell it without the peeing part.   I’ll have to give that some thought.

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